Thursday, February 7, 2008

The board v ski debate ...

So ... 6 days into life as a snowboarder and:

I've totally kicked a diamond black's, moguled ass today
I've spent the whole day on intermediate to expert slopes at my second resort of the trip, Breckenridge
I've hit my head on the mountain for the first time
I've slid 20 metres down the slope after my feet flipped over my head

So, all in all, I feel I'm suitably qualified to offer some views on the titled just in case anyone else is thinking the same! All I can hope is that none of the expert boarders (and I mean experts who hike up mountains to be able to board and get their kicks!) staying in my hostel (the unbelievable Fireside Inn) read this and smirk. Ah well. They're a cool, chilled out breed that I hope one day to join! Hang on! I'm in already after today! See. I now wear a lid!















You'll just about be able to see that we had blizzard conditions this afternooon and at one point I was hurtling forwards seeing about 1 metre in front of my feet. 'Hmmmm ... nice ...'

So back to my opinions about boarding v skiing. Boarding is a way freer experience because you're not carrying those poles and spending every second on the slopes concerned that you'll cross your skis and go A over T! All you have to do is wave your arms about to keep your balance. And the 'catch a front edge' in boarding is a bit of a myth - for me anyway. I think I've done it just once. Providing you can trick your head and tell it to lean down a 1 in 10 slope you tend to always be in control. And when you do fall, providing you tackle steep slopes, you're actually quite close to the ground. Fall 'backwards' and you only travel a yard or two before the slope catches you. It's not strictly backwards as I'm sure the Vanster would point out but that's the easiest way to explain it. The board itself is a pretty stable object to ride. When there's this much snow around (I've just heard 30 inches predicted for the next day or two!) it cuts through the snow and keeps you bolt upright, provided, (Americanism slipped in there!) your weight is on your leading foot ( I ride normal not daffy) and you keep a tension in your legs that knackers them come mid-afternoon. And I think it's generally a lot easier than skiing. I'd love to research skiiers and boarders and see who have better sporty genes and are more co-ordinated. I bet it's the skiiers. I'm riding terrain that I'd have no right to do afer the equivalent time on skis. But you give it back when it comes to the flat sections. You really have to learn fast how to let a board run. Otherwise it can drive you insane and did on my first day. You also need to pick your mountain.

And I'll shift for a second and mention Breckenridge. I'm finding it nowhere near as good as Copper for me. It's just flat. It's big and has great, long, rolling runs where you could traverse around all day long. But I've realised that I love the 'shoot, I'm falling, no I'm not, I've made it' experience. And I found it only today on my fourth peak at Peak 10 (they're numbered 7 to 10). They do have an amazing high section of diamond blacks at around 12,000 feet above the tree line that I must tackle before I leave here! They're not as hard as they sound. Breckenridge was an old mining town and I visited their neat, little museum on Main Street. More learning about where I am! It's an old mining town and the population, after the rush, dropped to about 100. Here it is the other day when we had a rare break in the clouds (it's between my left shoulder and that tree ... OK ... cack photograph from a kindly boarder).















But despite all the technical cack about snowboarding the main thing is it's just more fun for me. Or sweeter as I now say recurringly. But you really can't take youself too seriously when doing it. The micro-culture that makes it up has the best use of the English language I've ever heard. This following line is 100% true. I heard it from the public announcer when I stopped at Copper for a break and watched a bit of the half-pipe competition during the 2008 US Open Championships (see, I came at a great time huh?).

He said 'And, you know, you won't survive in this competition if you can't pump a tranny' ... gumph ... what have I let myself in for ...

For a quick finish here's the beautiful Fireside Inn in Breckenridge run by the wonderfully British Andy and Nikki. Another amazingly warm welcome (apart from the mystery snorer last night but I don't think they can do anything about that). I love it's bright blue colour and the tea/coffeee/cake they serve at 4:00pm after a hard day on the mountain. A different than I'm used to form of apres ski. But so much better for the liver than recounting stories with Robbie Jackson et al! The dormitory is the Organ Loft and it's the window beneath the eves including balcony viewing of the slopes!















Enough for now 'cos I'm sat in the O2 Lounge in Breckenridge and if this snow keeps up I might not make the 300m walk home! Top altitude news today that I forgot to mention. I'm taking what looks suspiciously like a Gill placebo called 'Altitude Adjustment' and it did the trick. 'A complex mixture of homeopathic substances' they claim. 'A subtle blend of sawdust and superglue' it looks like ...

17 comments:

Growbag said...

To ski or to snowboard a fine question indeed. I will firstly answer to point about the poles and it is very simple. We as skiers only need them so we can hit the dumb snowboarders who have no control or regard for others and board over our nice shiny skis!!!! Yes you do have cooler clothing but you also don'tknow how to wear it as it usually hangs over you backside leaving more builders bum than Brian Williams. The fact is Jez you've changed and i can see the dark side has truely taken control of you ability to see sense.
Happy boarding dude!!

Growbag

Sally Elliott said...

Here here I say!!!! Sort it out Jez! By the way did you see me and Shady at Wembley last night?!!!

Sally Elliott said...

Jezzer, pumping trannys and staying in the organ grinder?!... You need to get out of there before it changes you for good mate. Gotta be skiing every time for me (not that i've boarded)can't stand the noise the boarders make, always sound like they're out of control. Although through the powder at high speed it's best not to follow a boarder when on skis - can get very messy. Thank god for helmets - for heads not the people charging down a mountain on a oversized baking
tray)
Look forward to seeing a Jez action shot before you leave the snow
Take care

Els

Anonymous said...

Aaah, the sound of whingeing skiers wearing fluorescent pink and aluminous green cat suits, chattering over their stabilising poles and not so comfy egg box boots. We’d get along so well if you guys would just learn the general principles of the snow boarding carving lines – their just not the same as skiing turns. 2 ski’s bad, 1 board good! Just kidding by the way fellow bloggers – I ski and snowboard – and love both!!

Oh to 'pump a tranny' Jesmondo. - You’ll have to do that in a half pipe my friend. The 'tranny' is the bit in a pipe where it makes its 'transition' from the flat bottom to the vertical wall. Don’t wanna slip up on a tranny big boy, so get pumping!

Jezdiana, jump on your tray at first lift and pull off some sick strikes circus boy! Go fakie - bone it over some trees and pull off a grab while busting some huge air dude! No snow munching now, or cratering your face at the sign of adrenalin time!

Stoke it up rude rider… Van.

Jeremy Lemarchand said...

Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, taaaa! That's a trumpet noise by the way 'cos we have our first prize winner of this maniacal trip! Top work from Vanster Willerton who correctly named 'Under Milkwood' as the Dylan Thomas novel. His prize will be on the way in the next few days ... I'll let him comment what it is in future editions! And just wanted to say in a Mrs Merton style 'let's have a heated debate'. Loving your work guys. The skiiers (Bag and both Els') vie off against the boarders (Jez-ish and Van-the expert here clearly). For those not in the know Van's a top man from my old work and don't stand any cack from him. He has however illuminated all our minds with board-speak and I shall indeed attempt to pull off some sick strikes tomoz Vanster and only wish you were here riding hard alongside me. (It's all innuendo huh?). Enjoy the weekend kids and keep the jibes coming. Jezdiana Jones-Lemarchand out ...

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